Monthly Archives: September 2011
Wherein I Risk My Life to Test a Theory
First of all let me just say that my GI doc would be APPALLED at what I did last night. I’m sorry Dr. Nowain. You are right, and I am wrong. I am the worst patient you have ever had, … Continue reading
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Gluten-Free Donuts: I Totally Ate That
I’m just going to come out and say it: Gluten-free donuts all taste like cake. Now, if you’re a lover of cake (and who isn’t, really?) this means that you can enjoy gluten-free donuts all day long and think, “Wow, … Continue reading
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Gluten-Free Disneyland is Kinda’ Magical
This weekend my family decided it was about damn time we visited the happiest place on earth. I mean, how long can one avoid Disneyland when one lives in Southern California? About a year-and-a-half, apparently. While I got some great … Continue reading
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Gluten-Free Menu for Post-Root Canal Surgery
Being that this is the place where I complain about my physical ailments, here’s another: I just had a root canal. Since I’ve been one of those super lucky people who has never had dental work in her entire life, … Continue reading
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What To Do When Someone Slips You Some Gluten
Just when I was all, “My birthday was better than your birthday, suckas!!!” I go and get gluten’d. If you’re a regular reader of this site, you’ll know that this isn’t the first time this has happened. It is, however, … Continue reading
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My Awesome Gluten-Free Birthday
Happy birthday to me, ya’ll! So I’m a year older, and while that’s eh, I had a super rad celebration and all the gluten-free bizness I could eat and drink. I have the coolest friends who showered me with gf goodness, … Continue reading
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Gluten-Free Cinnamon Muffins for My 1st Day of Pre-School
You know as you’re sitting in those orientation meetings for new parents, they go on and on about this kid’s peanut allergy, or that kid’s aversion to loud noises and dogs, but do they ever ask the parents if they … Continue reading
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Gluten-Free Cold & Flu Season Just Got Rad
People say to me, “Hey April, where does gluten hide out, like the jerk that it is?” And this happens a lot, because I’m clearly an expert. In pretending that I know what I’m talking about. I usually stun the … Continue reading
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Gluten-Free Mozzarella Sticks for Stress/Party Eating
Which is sometimes one and the same. In an attempt to ward off the gluten cravings, I yet again dove into the fried food family. Won’t you follow me there? The fact is, I’ll never be able to eat anything … Continue reading
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Gluten & 9/11
Most people won’t associate gluten and the horrors of September 11, 2001. I mean, duh. I wouldn’t have either if I hadn’t been spending so much time in the bathroom after a gluten-ing earlier this week, and therefore was able … Continue reading
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