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3* Gluten-Free Rules That Should Exist But Totally Do Not

Listen up, bitches 

Perhaps you’ve noticed a lack of the bitching about gluten this week. That would be because my bitching hole has been busy getting rid of anything that might exist inside my stomach. Yep, stomach flu, or maybe some food poisoning, or maybe just some, “You know I hate you, right?” from my evil intestines. But here’s the thing. Getting a stomach ailment when you already have celiac, or any type of allergy or intolerance, is total bullshit. Which is why that is rule number one.

Gluten-Free Rule #1: No stomach illnesses allowed (outside of the already debilitating gluten-activated variety) Continue reading


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Ripping Off Cafe Gratitude Gluten-Free Recipes

Before going gluten-free I might have gotten really excited about ripping off say, Outback Steakhouse’s Bloomin’ Onion recipe. But now I’ve got to de-wheat everything and quite frankly, these healthy food spots are some of the few places that get it 100% right. When Cafe Gratitude landed in my neighborhood I truly thought it was a gift from god. I would walk around the corner and fill up on I Am Fortified, and I Am Transformed until my inner punk rocker screamed, “Enough!” And then I moved*. Which means, of course, I’ve got to make do with my own gluten-free, vegan, cooking. So bring on the greens and grains, ya’ll!

This is the hardest part of this recipe, cooking the kale, which means it’s really not very hard at all.

I know. It’s no deep-fried Kool-Aid, and I mourn that fact. And I’ll be making up for eating a ton of this healthy dish later this week when I make gluten-free Rice Krispie treats. But for now, if you’re looking for some healthy gf goodness, look no further. As clearly I’m not the only blogger obsessed with Cafe Gratitude bowls of hippie. Continue reading


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Gluten-Free Mac & Cheese Plus Chicken Fingers

Yowza! That’s some decadent dinner. But I’m all about trying to figure out how to recreate my favorite, really bad for you foods sans gluten. It was only a matter of time before I busted out a macaroni and cheese recipe that makes it worth skipping the boxed varieties. And even Oprah* agrees, this mac and cheese recipe is the absolute best. And you know what goes so well with mac and cheese? Chicken fingers. So gird your arteries, celiacs, you’re going to want to make this three-cheese dish worthy of the Queen of Talk and serve it up with a side of gluten-free chicken fingers. Duh. Continue reading

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Gluten-Free Cooking Class Might Make a Vegan Outta’ Me

Ladies Who Lunch (GF- & Vegan-style)

But not today.

Happy Memorial Day everybody! Hopefully you had some burgers alongside your gratitude for our nation’s men and women of the military. I did consider skipping the beef in honor of my awesome cooking class I took this weekend with the sisters of Spork. But I’m a weak woman. I’m just getting the hang of giving up gluten, anything else might put me over the edge. The edge of what, you may ask? The edge of darkness, my friends. That edge.

But let me tell you what I learned at Spork, alongside my sister-in-law, Amy, who was kind enough to use her birthday gift to learn more about cooking gluten-free. Yes, she is rad. Continue reading


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An Apology to my Husband

Sorry, dude

Dear Husband,

As we dined out last night, and I fretted yet again that the waitress would spat in our appetizers of Brussels sprouts and brie (not mixed together, two separate apps, cuz’ that would be gross), I thought to myself: You don’t deserve this. You, who delight equally in chowing down at Jeane-Georges and on my homemade chicken fried steak. You who wined and dined me during our courtship and taught me the ways of the outer borough dive bars/edgy pub food. Who convinced me to travel to a hot, dry, soccer field in Red Hook for tacos. To the man who was my partner in eating our way through the five boroughs of New York (well, not Staten Island, never Staten Island).

I’m sorry. Continue reading

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Gluten-Free Will Make You Famous, Athletic

GF, You Saucy Minx

Watch out, Gwyneth, you’ve got some g-free competition in the celeb world! There’s so much celebrity gluten in the news this week, that I’m starting to think I’m fashionable. Who knew getting a debilitating disease would be so dang popular? Well, it is. If not disgusting.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck may be a conservative, freedom-hating, obnoxious talk show host, but she’s also a fellow celiac so I’ve got to appreciate the awareness this lady brings to the cause. Today on The View she had famous chefs whip up gluten-free gourmet dishes. I wonder how I can get these people to come hang out in my house. (By the way, who dresses Whoopi Goldberg? Love her, but my god that woman needs a fashion intervention.)

But even more interestingly, apparently the French Open is about to be dominated by Novak Djokovic thanks to his gluten-free diet. Apparently he’s on a major winning streak, and it’s all thanks to his taking control of his gluten allergy (note, this is not the same as celiac disease).

Excuse me as GIMB gets ready for its close-up.

But oh no! It looks like they’re actually testing a celiac disease vaccine! Not yet, cure for my disease, I haven’t had my 15 minutes of fame.

Image via JMacPherson/Flickr

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Artisanal Gluten-Free Cooking Is Freaking Awesome

While I wouldn’t be caught dead calling myself a “foodie,” I will say one of my favorite activities is dining out. Or just dining. I’m a huge fan of the food, and especially love trying new things, checking out the hottest new restaurant, food truck, or pancake supper. So yes, this celiac thing has been a HUGE drag. One of the biggest drawbacks? No more Chinese food.

Unfortunately soy sauce has gluten. While I do have my own wheat-free tamari at my house, that’s not what most kitchens use when they’re wok-ing it up. So basically I’ll never be able to eat Chinese food out again. Which is why this recipe for General Chang’s Chicken from my new favorite cookbook, Artisanal Gluten-Free Cooking (The Experiment, 2009) has rocked my world. Their recipe for pulled bbq pork is in heavy rotation at my house as well.

The recipe combines my Chinese jones with my fried chicken one, and I feel like a superstar after having whipped up this crunchy, sweet and sour delight. With the author’s permission, I’m re-printing the rad recipe. And with my husband’s permission, I’m printing a photo of him chowing down. Doesn’t he look happy? Continue reading


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